Me: Hi, I’m Kevin McIntosh. I’m a first year MTS student studying American Religious History with a focus on pop culture. I’m from Atlanta (or Florida or Maryland depending on the day).
Random Person (RP): Oh, so you want to get a PhD in religion and teach it?
Me: No, I’m actually planning on going into student affairs. You know, help plan programs and events for a college campus.
RP: So why are you in divinity school again?